THEDodgy
Brothers R Us
Ladies
and Gentlemen we have designed this web page to share our adventures with
you! If you have met us I can guarantee
that
you won't forget us! If you haven't had the pleasure here's a little about
the Dodgy Brothers...
U
know you love it!
-
Shaun
Raymond
Vincent Ma
David LeBreton
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AKA: The Chef or Machine
AKA: The Pimp or Vega
AKA: Mailman
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Frequent Flyer: Economy
Frequent Flyer: Business
Frequent Flyer: First
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Characteristics:
Characteristics:
Characteristics:
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In ability to deal with reality
Yuppie Sydney boy
Lazy to the nth degree
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Narcotics Specialist
Alcohol Chemist
Hydroponics Expert
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Sweet Talker
Bullshitter
Charmer
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[email protected]
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Story
so far...
3 University students sick
of partying in Australia have decided to take on the world. After conquering
the American Continent (Canada, USA, and Venezuela), they the have decided
to settle in the United Kingdom in order to replenish their funds. They
plan to visit all of Western Europe, the Middle East, and a few dodgy Eastern
Block Countries such as Romania, Poland and Czech Republic. The last leg
of this World Tour will consist of South Africa and Zimbawe.
Vince has dropped out of
the world tour and plans to travel the same destinations within the next
2 years. Meanwhile Dave and Shaun fantasize about living and working in
Amsterdam, Holland.
The boys plan on playing
hard and working hard, after all we wouldn't want it any other way! Their
having the best time right now and probably will fall in love and never
come home.
Departure
January 17th 1999
Arrival
in Australia
January 17th 2000
Thanks
to...
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Stone
Hill College: Sean Sullivan who has
managed to graduate(?) and the Govenuer House Boys - Rob, Adam, Dennis,
James, Scott, Greg, Polak, McDick, Porno Pete and Umpy! Thanks for all
the House Parties!!!
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Radford
University: Mike Cady and Mike Zimm
the party people of Virginia! Thanks for all the wild parties at Radford,
Disc Jockeying on Virginia Radio, and the Va Beach experience. Alan and
Dave thanks for the ride in El Jokauna and the sic holiday pad in Va.
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University
of Iowa: To the raging exchange students -
Karl, Jake, Tim, Ben, and Angie! Thanks for life threatening and exotic
Choroni experience!!! The excess consumption of the Guardepita really boosted
Choroni's economy! Guardepita is a local drink of Choroni and consists
of Mango and Passion fruit and the hallucigenic Bell Flower. The drink
sells for about $2.50 US. To purchase the drink you must walk the back
streets, and alleys of Choroni until you reach the end of an alley. You
knock at this iron gate and a slot opens. You request the beverage in Spanish
and the man takes your money. He then comes back with the goods and he
smiles, and slams the slot shut. Happy drinking!!!
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Adam
Noyce: The 6'6" farting giant was an integral
member of the Dodgy Brothers. He is an honorary member of the Australian
Dodgy Brothers and made the trip up the East Coast a memorable one. Matches
Adam matches.
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Mark
Conden: The 5'6" wog played an integral role
in the baby sitting of Adam. Sad to say but Markopolis lost his pickup
jacket in NYC! Thanks Mark you've given all the other guys around the world
a chance to pick up now! How do feel when your friends a wog....
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The IMF
(International Mum Fund): who has financed
Vega's social activities around the America's!
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Miami,
South Beach - Spring Break: Courtney, Diana,
Jack, and all the girls of Miami, thanks for the insane party
at the Clay!
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Clemson
University: Dallas thanks for showing
us the Southern State American experience, we all enjoyed it! No fire crackers
please!
The
Faculty
Professor
Raymond, Head of Narcotics: The Chef is
currently touring England and watching the World Cup Cricket. Since Sri
Lanka has been booted out of the tournament, the Chef has conveniently
pronounced his allegiance to Australia! Not much has changed if you can
imagine what he was like on campus last year he's doing all again in London.
Dr.
LeBreton, Expert on Hydroponics: Dr LeBreton
is currently working at Shakespeare's Globe Theater as a bar man and in
his spare time working on some experimental botanic life. He has carefully
cultivated a large quantity and is testing the effects on himself. Can
be found lying on the couch at early hours of the morning. Still Dave!
Vice
Dean Vega, Faculty Director of Administration, Drugs and Alcohol: Vega
is currently renting and living in his very own apartment. The fast paced
city life is quite suited to his normal environment of Sydney. Working,
drinking and getting back into the usual madness which has started to evolve
in London. Loves the yuppie environment of London!
1999
PICTURES
North
and South American Tour
JANUARY
- FEBRUARY
FEBRUARY
- MARCH
MARCH
- APRIL
APRIL
- MAY
Disclaimer:
View with caution. Parental guidence is recommended.
Composed
by Vincent Ma 1999